10. Follows you into the bathroom and continues to talk to you about your project status--and you're of opposite sexes.
9. Makes Captain Queeg and Captain Bligh look like management geniuses.
8. Sits in on meetings you chair, saying, "Pretend I'm not here," then hijacks meeting.
7. Never takes vacation. Does get sick from time to time, but comes to work anyway, saying, "I'm needed." Takes sick days only for major surgery, and then only while still anesthetized.
6. Claims all assignments are clear and unambiguous.
5. Won't supply clear answers to questions about ambiguous assignments.
4. Corrects the way you ask clarifying questions about ambiguous assignments.
3. Has said, "I don't like surprises," but gets obvious thrills from surprising subordinates.
2. Can't always resist the urge to tell subordinates how to use the phone system. Doesn't actually know how to use the phone system.
1. Strenuously denies micromanaging anyone, ever.
Love to know if you have more signs...suggestions for dealing with such beasts are also welcome.
