Brown nosing isn’t my forte, but I’ve worked with some of the best over the years. Here’s a sample of what I’ve heard.
10. You look great in that color.
9. Did you think of that yourself?
8. I’ll work on this at lunchtime.
7. You were an animal in that meeting.
6. I sure do have a lot to learn from you.
5. Can I offload some projects from you?
4. Brilliant!
3. Want me to run out to get you some lunch?
2. How are your kids/dogs/cats anyway?
1. No, no, it’s okay if you put your name on my report. It’s as if you wrote it anyway.
Love to hear any you guys might have.
When I was managing in the valley I didn't care if I was being brown-nosed if it meant that work was getting done.
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